And it begins.

This site is dedicated to an important issue, one that seems to lie dormant just beneath the surface of every culture on the planet, yet remains curiously unexplored by the scientific community.

Children are inherently evil.

Yes, that's right - children are sinister, skulking creatures of the night, with essentially no skills or talents to speak of. They leech off of their parents (in some cases literally, i.e. the breast-feeding conspiracy) and society as a whole, contributing nothing to their community.

And I don't even need to mention the smell.

No matter how many times I try to draw the shadow back from this foul cabal, it seems that their power grows with every day. It is with this in mind that I intend to strike back the only way I know how.

Like this!


Take that punk!"


And that!"


And how about a little of this!"

The battle will continue.

As long as I have breath in my body.