Others agree.

My brothers and sisters, fear not, for loneliness is not one whose hand we must grasp as we walk down this dark and narrow path. There are others who share our view and seek to make a difference.

But don't take too much comfort in camaraderie - for it is still a long and uphill battle to weed out and identify these minions of evil crawling about in our midst, spewing forth their vile filth and vitriol.

Sometimes they come in different form:


You're a real first-class asshole, bitch.


Eat this, assclown.

Oh sure, some our less enlightened brethren may be fooled by their deceptive tail-wagging and 'friendliness' and the like, but not us.

No, we know their dirty little secret.

And it begins.

This site is dedicated to an important issue, one that seems to lie dormant just beneath the surface of every culture on the planet, yet remains curiously unexplored by the scientific community.

Children are inherently evil.

Yes, that's right - children are sinister, skulking creatures of the night, with essentially no skills or talents to speak of. They leech off of their parents (in some cases literally, i.e. the breast-feeding conspiracy) and society as a whole, contributing nothing to their community.

And I don't even need to mention the smell.

No matter how many times I try to draw the shadow back from this foul cabal, it seems that their power grows with every day. It is with this in mind that I intend to strike back the only way I know how.

Like this!


Take that punk!"


And that!"


And how about a little of this!"

The battle will continue.

As long as I have breath in my body.